You aren't invited anyway.

This dude is very funny. I like understated funny. Like caustic funny. Like burning wee making you explode funny.
And this is that.

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

Go to his party. Or don't. You're not invited anyway. Even I'm not invited. Not that I want to go. It's just that, because I want to go, it makes me not, because I'm not a loser who wants to go to a party I'm not invited to. Which makes me want to even more.



xxx Elise